Decleor S.O.S. Anti-Shine Gel | 
| Brand: Decleor
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Rating:  1 reviews
Sales Rank: 14295
Media: Misc.
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.1
MPN: 15528
EAN: 3395010005280
ASIN: B00027U5AG
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Product Description
The instant anti-shine solution to save the face! A superbly gentle, high-performance formula. An ultra-light, oil-free gel with essential oils and plant extracts - Tea Tree, Ginseng and Camphor Tree - that combats against shine in 3 ways by: Providing an instant matte effect. Gradually absorbing and regulating excess sebum. Thoroughly purifying and cleansing. Recommended for men with oily/shiny skin type.
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Effective and Fast August 3, 2006
viktor_57 (Fairview, Your Favorite State, USA)
4 out of 10 found this review helpful
Greetings mere mortals from SuperAmazingMan, the non-elitist, equal-opportunity superhero and founder and director of the SuperAmazingMan School for Superheroes!
I normally don't endorse products for free, as endorsement deals are one of the perks of being a superhero, but the "Decleor S.O.S. Anti-Shine Gel" saved my life and helped put away a dangerous criminal.
I was responding to a report of a bank robbery and flew to the Eleventieth First Bank on Second and Third. I figured a few blasts of my optic flame beams to melt the weapons and the resolve of the robbers would do the trick, but when I entered the bank doors, I knew something strange was afoot.
The bank guard was lying on the ground, blinking rapidly with an expression of surprise on his face. The bank patrons were also sprawled out with similar looks of confusion and puzzlement. From behind the counter I could hear movement and the metallic clang of safe deposit boxes being forced open. I leapt over the counter, my cape heroically fluttering behind me, and dashed to the bank vault. Inside its stainless steel, fluorescently-lit interior, I saw a dumpy, middle-aged man who bore a striking resemblance to the actor Wallace Shawn, who played "Vizzini" from "The Princess Bride". He wore a black, skin-tight bodysuit with "CD" written in silver on his chest. The perp was stuffing the contents of safe deposit boxes into a silver laundry bag when I whipped back my cape, thrust out my manly chest, and intoned in my stentorian basso profundo, "Halt, thief! You are now in the custody of SuperAmazingMan!"
The perp looked up at me and smirked, "So, SuperAmazingMan, you think you can defeat ChromeDome! The Power of the Radiant Pate (TM) will prove otherwise!" With that, ChromeDome lowered his bald head and a flash of intense light knocked me back. I blinked repeatedly, trying to get the dancing spots to go away, but I was blinded and disoriented. Sharp laughter penetrated the fog of my senses, and then I got mad. Nobody laughs at SuperAmazingMan! I couldn't focus my vision, so I directed my optic flame beams at the sound of the evil cackling. Expecting to hear the sizzling of flesh and howls of pain, I was doubly surprised to feel a wave of intense heat and even louder laughter from Chromie, "How did you like an amplified taste of your own medicine, SuperLamoMan! Ha ha ha ha!" I was busy writhing in pain from having the outer three layers of my epidermis burned away. "Let this humiliation be a lesson to you! ChromeDome always gets the last laugh!" With that, he walked out of the vault and the bank, leaving me helpless and burning with shame and skin-peeling heat.
I crawled back to my Apartment of Solitude and slowly recovered, all the while researching this new supercriminal. I discovered that ChromeDome was formerly Angus Zek, a mirror polisher at a telescope company. I talked to Zek's former supervisor who told me the whole story. Zek was polishing a telescope mirror with the shiny surface solvent he normally uses when he accidentally dipped his chamois into an open container of radioactive biohazardous waste. Zek continued to polish absentmindedly when he happened to look down and see green, glowing slime on the mirror. Zek slapped the top of his bald head in disbelief with his polishing hand before realizing that the contaminant was all over the chamois. By then, it was too late, and he had spread green, glowing slime on his bald pate. He became woozy and fell to the floor.
Zek's supervisor eventually found him and sent him home to rest. When Zek returned to work the next day, people began to notice the intense reflections bouncing from his bald head. The scientists at the company performed some tests and determined that Zek's bald head had an exponentially amplifying albedo, meaning that it would not only reflect more light than was shining on it, but that the greater the radiation, the greater the amplification. With this bit of knowledge, I knew how to defeat my foe.
I flew to the report of a jewelry store break-in and confronted ChromeDome busily stuffing his silver bag with necklaces, rings, and other shiny, expensive things. "Stop!" I commanded, "Give yourself up now, and I will spare you the pummeling of a lifetime!" Chromie just looked at me, smirked, and began to lower his head. I immediately pulled a tube of "Decleor S.O.S. Anti-Shine Gel" from my accessories belt and squirted the contents onto his head. Chromie slapped his bald head and inadvertently wiped the gel all over it. The instantaneous matting of his formerly supershiny pate rendered Chromie powerless, allowing me to pummel him at my leisure. Thanks to the "Decleor S.O.S. Anti-Shine Gel", a vicious criminal is behind bars and SuperAmazingMan once again saves the day!
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