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The Hillary Nutcracker | 
| Brand: CSB
List Price: $59.99
Buy New: $14.75
You Save: $45.24 (75%)
New (17) Used (1) from $14.75
Rating:  64 reviews
Sales Rank: 434
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.9
Dimensions (in): 6 x 2.3 x 11.5
MPN: HCN-1
Model: HCN1
UPC: 682116701011
EAN: 0682116701011
ASIN: B000UB0004
Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days
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| Features:
| • | The most innovative new product of the year! | | • | A functional, plastic nutcracker with stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell. | | • | The Hillary Nutcracker will stand upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring. | | • | Stands Nine inches tall | | • | Feel the Squeeze with Hillary! |
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Product Description
The most innovative new product of the year! A functional, plastic nutcracker with stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell. The Hillary Nutcracker will stand upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring. Stands Nine inches tall Feel the Squeeze with Hillary!
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| Customer Reviews: Read 59 more reviews...
 Hilar(y)ious product! A real crack-up! March 14, 2008
! Betty Dravis (San Jose, CA)
31 out of 44 found this review helpful
Unlike some of the reviewers of this product, I don't see it as sexist at all. I think it's a real crack-up! Since the Clintons have good senses of humor, I'm certain they'll laugh right along with the rest of us. It's inventive, funny, and will be the hit of Hillary's Victory Party ...
... or Obama's, whomever the voter's select as the Democratic nominee for President of the United States.
And it's good publicity for Hillary. As they say, ALL publicity is good publicity!
Now I'm eagerly anticipating what gadget they come up with for Barack Obama! Perhaps a "bar-rack" (ouch!) ... or a cowboy doll, riding a big white horse, while lassoing Pennsylvania and dragging it along behind him? Na-aaa ... I'm certain it will be something more cunning than that.
Whatever ... This is an exciting Primary Election. May the best woman (or man) win!
Tip: The smart thing for the purchaser of this Hilar(y)ious nut-cracker to do is to keep it in its original box, put it away and forget about it for a number of years. It's bound to become a collector's item.
Reviewed by: Betty Dravis, 2008
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Have Some Fun With 'Ol Thunderthighs! October 9, 2007
willie (pineapple park, FL, USA)
26 out of 39 found this review helpful
- received 'ol buns of steel from my sister for a joke (she knows how i feel politically), so it was with some intrepidation that i decided to put this cracker (apologies to Floridians) to the test using some included nuts...
- like the caricature's real-life opposite, extra pressure needs to be exerted to make this kitchen tool work, but the results can be extraordinary and interestingly, parallel real-world results of the nemesis' policies: an explosion of nut meat all over the counter and floor - a big mess...
- a gentle, guiding hand in the form of more experienced culinary (and political) expertise is required when deploying this rather (IMHO) gauche tool...
- but it's all in fun and will make for interesting conversation; this nutcracker has been relegated to the lower recesses of my bar, and will be unleashed in upcoming months as my friends and i celebrate the nemesis' demise in both the polls and ultimately, a failed bid...
Nuts November 29, 2007
PJ (CALIFORNIA United States)
20 out of 30 found this review helpful
Very funny item. I just told my husband about this nutcracker and he wants me to order it for him. His only question was.......Is it made in China cause he doesn't want to get lead in his nuts..... :)
 Cute, very funny, and appropriate. This one gets my vote. Ha.. October 17, 2007
Donald R. Fuller, Sr. (A top Mount Pleasant, MI)
12 out of 16 found this review helpful
This even got some laughs from my 'liberal' sister in law, who collects the more traditional nutcrackers.
 DON'T BOTHER!!! December 28, 2007
N. Miller (Seattle,WA USA)
10 out of 17 found this review helpful
This Company was horrible to do business with. Never shipped my item the first time around. I emailed them and complained-NO RESPONSE!!They supposedly shipped my item out again-not that it mattered the office party I bought it for was already over. I NEVER GOT IT! Requested a refund and never,EVER heard from them. I contacted Amazon and they PROMPTLY AND COURTEOUSLY refunded my money ASAP. I will definately continue to shop on AMAZON because THEY ARE AWSOME!! But will never buy anything from this company again.
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